m/ everyone
This jurnal is after a chat between me and his Holyness
A new religion: the metal religion. Of course all metalheads know that this religion is not "new" but old and ancient and respected.
Pope:
Holy man
If you want to change your religion and be one of us, tell me and I will gladly forgive your sins and add you in our followers list.
All followers recieve an extra superdoOper cool cyborg
Now my fellow brothers, let us quote our bible...
The great prophets Manowar say this for the creation of our religion:
In the beginning there was silence and darkness All across the earth
Then came the wind and a hole in the sky Thunder and lightning came crashing down Hit the earth and split the ground Fire burned high in the sky
From down below fire melted the stone The ground shook and started to pound
The gods made heavy metal and they saw that is was good
They said to play it louder than Hell We promised that we would
When losers say it's over with you know that it's a lie
The gods made heavy metal and it's never gonna die
We are the true believers It's our turn to show the world
In the fire of heavy metal we were burned It's more than our religion it's the only way to live But the enemies of metal we can't forgive
Cause we believe in the power and the might
And the gods who made metal are with us tonightNow brothers, this will be our prayer.. we say it in the morning, at night and before we sleep.
And a few rules from our biblle:
1. You wont attack and/or kill fellow metallist. It doesnt matter if he isnt the same color or religion as you
2. saying "what is judas priest" is a deadly sin and will send you to the pits of hell
3. nu-metal doesnt have a place here
4. If you-re not into metal you are not my friend <vers. txt manowar>
5. Saying " *metal band name* sucks" or "its too hard and disharmonic for me" is a deadly sin too
6. you greet a fellow metallist by m/ and saying "hail"
7. you proof a metallist by letting a hammer fall on his head. If he survives, he IS a metalhead. If he DOESNT survive, you dont care, do you?
8. The longer your hair is, the better! Note: this rule doesnt count for military metal
more orders and commands soon
I beg your forgiveness on any spellings. Even the great Pope will make mistakes...
NEW
Heres a club I found about metalheads.
HAIL
followers:
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